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{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's brown and sticky?","punchline":"A stick.","id":266}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How can you tell a vampire has a cold?","punchline":"They start coffin.","id":113}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a penguin build it’s house?","punchline":"Igloos it together.","id":134}
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