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{"type":"standard","title":"Ohio State Route 650","displaytitle":"Ohio State Route 650","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2492742","titles":{"canonical":"Ohio_State_Route_650","normalized":"Ohio State Route 650","display":"Ohio State Route 650"},"pageid":6297202,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/OH-650.svg/330px-OH-650.svg.png","width":320,"height":256},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/OH-650.svg/2880px-OH-650.svg.png","width":2880,"height":2304},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287573827","tid":"d13ae5b2-2317-11f0-8924-18cd09db95b7","timestamp":"2025-04-27T03:29:25Z","description":"State highway in Lawrence County, Ohio, US","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_650","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_650?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_650?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohio_State_Route_650"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_650","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ohio_State_Route_650","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_State_Route_650?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ohio_State_Route_650"}},"extract":"State Route 650 is a north–south state highway in the southern portion of Ohio. Its southern terminus is at U.S. Route 52 in Hanging Rock. From this point, the route heads northward to the community of Pine Grove in Wayne National Forest. Its northern terminus is at State Route 522 approximately 9 miles (14 km) southeast of Wheelersburg.","extract_html":"
State Route 650 is a north–south state highway in the southern portion of Ohio. Its southern terminus is at U.S. Route 52 in Hanging Rock. From this point, the route heads northward to the community of Pine Grove in Wayne National Forest. Its northern terminus is at State Route 522 approximately 9 miles (14 km) southeast of Wheelersburg.
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