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The Recs Rugby Football Club is an amateur rugby league team based in St Helens, Merseyside.
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Julie Goodwin is an Australian cook, author, radio and television presenter. She came to public attention when she won the inaugural season of MasterChef Australia in 2009, defeating artist Poh Ling Yeow in the final.
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